Sunday, January 2, 2011

Proof that A) prayer is as fake as 'God' OR B) You don't truly believe either

This simple test of prayer will prove one of the following:
A) Prayer is fake and has absolutely no effect on anything  physical, OR
B) That you, the reader of this post, do not truly believe.

Before we get to the test, let me me show why this will be evidence, according to the Bible.
Mark 11:24 says: "Therefore I tell you whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have recieved it and it will be yours."
Now, before doing the test, be sure that you believe as much as you possibly can. the usual Xian excuse of 'I wasn't worthy.' will be no excuse. Your perfect god said if you believe it ill happen, his words not mine.

Here is the simple test. You will need a penny, a pen or pencil, and a piece of paper. on the paper make 2 columns, name one heads and one tails. Each column should have 50 rows, to mark each flip of the coin.
Next, here is where your faith comes in, pray to God that the coin always land on heads. Now, flip the coin repeatedly, in attempt to reach 100 flips, all landing on heads. You will see that by the tenth flip, the coin has landed on tails several times. If not, continue. I, as a mere mortal human, already know for a fact that you will not reach 100 flips, all landing on heads.
Also, just for giggles, and to avoid any controversy, if you are uneducated enough to think you will get to 100, i beg of you to record your test, so you can prove your miraculous results to the world. Recording this would provide a great amount of evidence to freethinkers, Athiests, Agnostics, and many other non believers to prove your God. YOU could be the one to PROVE GOD EXISTS! Or, and this is much more likely, you may actually see the evidence that God is as fake as Santa Clause,The Easter Bunny, Ra, and an endless list of made up characters.

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